So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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