# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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