1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
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When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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