Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
how drunk are you?
Several
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