Me. At least after what I've been through.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I need to calm my uterus...
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
