If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Life is so much better after having sex.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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