listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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