Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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