Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
