how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's shark week go big or go home
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Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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