Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I love you. Go after that dick
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
