He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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