Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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