there was a trapeze. enough said
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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