I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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