You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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