and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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