Duck Duck Cougar?
Michael Bay diarrhea
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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