Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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