just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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