sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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