Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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