He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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