What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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