hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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