Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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