i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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