belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Fuck appropriateness.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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