Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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