How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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