I'm jealous of your bromance
dude i'm inner monologue high
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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