I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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