these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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