Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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