Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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