im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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