Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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