He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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