You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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