Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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