There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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