How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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