Grow some girl-balls and come out already
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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