you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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