so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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