just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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