I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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