dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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