Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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