A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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