Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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