i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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