You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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