lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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