I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
from now on my penis is your penis
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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