butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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