Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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